Chinese sucked

It is fairly obvious why mother tongue and project work are year 1 subjects. Cuz if they're not, nobody will care about them at all (ok except some cheena freaks and sadistic psychos)..

I can't believe 10 months have passed since I came into junior college. After days after days of excessive gaming and gossiping extreme mugging and enthusiastic learning, I managed to squeeze into the top 10% of the cohort.. Wowww.. Here comes my bursary scholarship, my money, my wives my freedom...

This year will be the year of my life, for it will (hopefully) be the 1st time I travel outside South-East Asia. Fantastic right? Apparently, I'm supposed to learn how to cook my father's Bak Kut Teh (meat bone tea..wtf??) and chicken rice, which my sister loves to eat, but I'm not interested in learning them anyway.. Might as well just write a recipe and let me go to Germany for some funnn... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUT WAIT, before that, there are 2 horrific events of the year.. The first being the oral presentation and the other being the Singapore Chiimistry Olympiad.. Not like I care a lot for any of them, but since both of them are tests, and I'm pretty bored nowadays, I shall try my best to improve on them (though I still don't see any hope in them)...
Oral presentation especially. After several criticisms and personal attacks constructive feedbacks to improve myself, I still do not have the looks of someone who is presenting.. Many say that my oral presentation skills are not up to standard and I'm supposed to be very passionate about the project.. Moreover, my answers to the questions are quite crappy, and may even end up devaluating the project..
Chimistry Olympiad isn't much of a problem since it's not that important to me.. The reason why I decided to join it is solely because I get to skip PE because I want to learn more..

Nevertheless, I still look forward to 13th December (hopefully the plane doesn't crash...choiii) where I can experience winter for the 1st time bwahahahahahaahaaaaaa